DAMN IS THAT YOUR TRADE?

Recalling the events of another Friday night in NYC, i begin to realize that some people have a few screws loose. All I was trying to do was get my black ass home partying in Bk. I could have stayed with friends in the area but I didnt want to impose, I'm just funny like that. So I asked some peeps I knew who also had to make that trek under the Hudson, to give me a lift back to my abode in the hills. I asked repeatedly were they making a b-line to the tunnel, with no detours, cause I was just tired, and I knew they were drunk and carrying on. So knowing that I know better, I allowed this entourage of drunkards take me off to my home state. The usual lingering occurred as we exited the club in downtown Bk, but soon enough we were off. We couldn't have been no more than 30 seconds into the drive, when I heard someone mention something about a SP. I said what the hell is that? And the giggling occurred, and they were like yes lets go, lets go..I said, o no, take me home, what the fuck is a damn SP. One of my boys was like a sex party..I said OH HELL NAH!! I am not about to pay for someone to suck my dick, or whatever..aint no way in hell, especially when I can get it for free! What the fuck! But of course there wasnt much I could do b/c I was not driving. So they made a quick right headed back down deep in Bk. As we get into the middle of Bed-Stuy we turn down the infamous Marcy Ave. and why do we have to see this DRAGQUEEN walking down the street in these tight ass speedos with all her dick hanging out in them..and had a nerve to be quite big!! I'm like that cant be her dick, there is no way...So being that my friends were drunk, they began to hoot and holler out the window at this dragon. One friend that was sitting in the backseat with me was the most vocale, screaming, EEWWW look at its trade!! Look at it! and telling the dragon to pull it out so he can see it. That didnt last to long without this dragon getting the nerve to attack my friend in the car!!! Yes this dragon came over with a BRICK swinging at my friend. He attempted to roll the window up catching her arms in the car, and telling the driver to pull off!!! OMG, we were dragging the dragon down the street!!! That shit was hilarious!!! So of course she fell out of the car maybe a few yards after being dragged. And then the friend who was attacked got out of the car attempting to actually FIGHT this dragon. So the other 2 people in the car got out as well, and I kept my ass in the car b/c I had enough drama this past week. So of course I turn around to see the action that was occuring, and why do I see this dragon with a pole about 5ft. long threatening to beat my friends ass with it. Meanwhile the other two friends is separating the dragon and the other friend from an actual physical altercation. This went on for a good 5 minutes and they dragged my friend back to the car. Then as we proceeded down the street, the dragon got in her car and began to follow along side us down the street talking shit! My one friend was yelling out the car you need to keep it moving because there is 4 of us and 1 of you, you will get your ass beat!! And all the while she was ranting how she aint start with nobody and she needed to fuck him up. Eventually she got the hint and drove off down some random side street. Then you would think the dummy who started with the dragon would get enough of yelling out of the window at people, in Brooklyn nontheless. We get around the corner, he is yelling at these straight boys , like AY YO SHORTY! Im like your gonna get a bullet in your ass, Bk boys dont play like that! Thankfully I made it to my home in one piece, I just know for the next time not to fuck wit him like that.